What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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