- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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