- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

good one jess !!

KKK

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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