What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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How old is victor? Old

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Joey mayer's face

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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My name is Harry.

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so dont touch it.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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hipsters

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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