this is not a joke

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Gays

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Hi

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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