Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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