Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Twenty-Four

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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An atheist walks into a church

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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obama leadership

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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