A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Jaden McMichael

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Male penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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