What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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BenWuzHear

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Ted Haggard.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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