Dylan is a person

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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