Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

good one jess !!

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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