- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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