a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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