Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Joay impistato is a fig

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

^that joke a piece of shit

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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