How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Pinus Testicles

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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