So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

#scabbers

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

E= McVagina

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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