- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Drunk irish man

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

heat!

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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