- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

im black

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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