Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Hello Braydon

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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hi patrick

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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