- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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