Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Jews

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Gorden Brown.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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