What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

i'm funny

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

knock knock. come in.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Chuck Norris died.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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