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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Anti Joke

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