- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

I am a n1gger.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

im black

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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