How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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YOLO.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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