- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Your mom.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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