Why did the dog eat poop?

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

i like tits

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

milly, milly, milly, cat

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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