- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Woman.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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