A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

all these jokes suck ass

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Butt Sex.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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