- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Which is longer? A rope...

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