A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Worst joke ever

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Breast cancer.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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