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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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