If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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