I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Vagina ass.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

The Pope

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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