- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Stephen Walking.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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