- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Seth stock has a large penis

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

You're Adopted.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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