- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

We are lawyers

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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