Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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soccor

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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