What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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