- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

do you want to hear a joke?

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

your mom

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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