- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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