How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Penis.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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