A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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terry stockton is straight

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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