Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Hello

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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