- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Niki Minaj's ass

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What just hit my face? The floor

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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