I pooped my pants

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Gianni

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Michael Brown

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