- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??