What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Jersey Shore

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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