- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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