A Irish man walks our of a bar

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

WNBA

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Barack Obama

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Does this napkin chloroform?

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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