- Anti Joke

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What's worse than cancer? Death.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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