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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

a man walks into a prostitute.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

a man walks into a prostitute.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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